Colts 19-0? Please God, no.

As a Patriots fan I am having a recurring nightmare. I look at the schedule for the rest of the season and see that the Colts remaining opponents have a combined record as of this week of 29-32.

  • Houston (5-5)
  • Tenn (4-6)
  • Denver (7-4)
  • Jacksonville (6-4)
  • Jets (4-6)
  • Bills (3-7)

How pitiful would it be, how gut wrenching would it be, if the Colts somehow go undefeated for the rest of the season and then power through the playoffs thanks to having one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time leading the way? It is quite possible. We have to count on Denver and Jacksonville — the only winning teams left in the Colts’ schedule — to get the job done. The Denver game is in Indianapolis, I think the Colts win that one. Will Jacksonville have what it takes?

IF they go undefeated and reach 19-0, will Bill Belichik’ now infamous 4th and 2 call elevate him to Bill Buckner status in New England?  Or will those three championship trophies save his hide?

I hope we never find out.

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I am so sick and tired of people defending criminals solely based on their skin color. It happened during the O.J. trial and the Michael Vick story is stirring it all up again. Logic departs the world and all some people can see is skin color. You hear it on the radio, you see it on the news, you read it in the paper. Race card. Victim mentality. The Man vs. The Oppressed.

My rant is based on some of the viewer comments I’ve seen on ESPN in support of Vick. One said something like “the man made a mistake, but he doesn’t deserve to have his career ruined over it.”

What? Let’s look at some facts.

Vick’s career is that of a star NFL quarterback. He left Virginia Tech after just two years as the top pick overall in the NFL draft and signed the largest rookie contract in sports history at the time: six years, $62 million. This included a guaranteed $15.3M in the first three years. For 99.999% of Americans this would be a dream and certainly enough money to live on for the rest of their days. But Vick is flashy and he has a great agent. So, halfway through his contract he renegotiated and signed a $130M contract with a $37M signing bonus. Yes. A $37M signing bonus.

I haven’t even factored in various endorsement revenues, but my point has already been made: The man is rich beyond belief. And you know what? Damned good for him. If someone can ask for that kind of money and find someone to pay it, way to friggin’ go. More power to you. Seriously. Ditto for A-Rod and Beckham. God Bless America. Capitalism rocks.

But I have to ask all of the Vick supporters: Where am I supposed to find sympathy for a man worth roughly $100M? He has played in the NFL for six years, a dream in and of itself for many men. If he stayed healthy and avoided injury (tough for someone as mobile as he is) he would probably play another 6-8 years. In other words, he’s about halfway through his career already and he’s only 27 years old.

Cry me a friggin’ river. He has committed several crimes and was able to plea out of most of them. (and don’t get me started with that whole “allegedly” crap… he took the plea for a reason. He’s guilty.) Vick will serve a couple of years (maybe) and then have to suffer the fate of returning to his mansion and living off of his seven-figure annual interest payments for the rest of his life.

He had a shot. He was successful. And like his dumb-ass brother, he blew it. At least Michael was able to cash in first.

So shut up Vick supporters… there are bigger things in the world to complain about.

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My Take On The Home Run Record

I love baseball. Really. Even more so now that I have a son that loves to watch with me. Baseball is America’s favorite past-time. It’s the great game. It’s played in a park (thanks Mr. Carlin). The boys of summer play with a bat and ball. In the grand scheme of life, baseball is merely a diversion.

The claim that Barry Bonds is tarnishing the great game by breaking one of the most hallowed records in all of sports is, in my humble opinion, a bunch of crap.

The main gripe that most people have is that Barry cheated. Oooooh… someone in sports tried to get an edge? Let me see, in my 35 or so years as a sports fan I can think of a few occasions where cheating has occurred before:

  • Bucky friggin’ Dent hit a season-ending homerun over the Green Monster in game 163 of 1978 with a corked bat. He had five home runs all season. In more recent years the great Sammy Sosa was caught with a corked bat.
  • On the other side of the plate, pitchers are just as guilty. Gaylord Perry and Joe Niekro were notorious for doctoring the ball to get an edge over batters.

Even Arnold Schwarzen… whatever, the Governor of California, admits to using steroids in the 1970s to craft his body into a perfect body-building specimen and winning many titles, much to the chagrin of Lou Ferrigno (better know as tv’s Hulk). Ben Johnson, Rosie Ruiz, Eastern Europeans and Russians, cyclists, weightlifters, figure skaters, corrupt referees and more. The list goes on. Cheating is a part of sports. Sad, but true, cheating is a reality in all of life, not just the games that we watch for fun. I’m not endorsing cheating, I’m simply pointing out reality to those who choose to deny it.

Barry Bonds probably used steroids. Why? To get stronger, to recover faster from injuries. But steroids does nothing to help you hit a round ball with a round bat. Steroids may actually hurt your swing, they may diminish a batters ability to move quickly to adjust to a pitch. Perhaps extra strength turned some fly balls into home runs, but the bottom line is that Barry scares the hell out of major league pitchers. What truly amazes me about Bonds is that he has managed to get this far despite the fact that most pitchers won’t even give the guy any pitches to hit. I find it interesting that when you talk to baseball players it is widely understood that pitchers are the more frequent offenders when it comes to steroids.

Another factoid: If Bonds had the same walks per at-bat ratio as Hank Aaron did, Bonds would have had about 1400 more at-bats by now. That’s more than two full seasons of at bats. Pitchers back in the day had the balls to take on the big hitters. And they didn’t have middle-relief, late-relief and closers waiting in the bullpen. Pitchers used to not worry about pitch counts; they worried about finishing games.

Let’s look at some stats comparing Aaron to Bonds:

  • At Bats Per Season: Aaron 607 / Bonds 536
  • Career Bases on Balls: Aaron 1,402 / Bonds 2,530
  • Hits Per Season: Aaron 185 / Bonds 160
  • Career Strikeouts: Aaron 1,383 / Bonds 1,527
  • Career Batting Average: Aaron .305 / Bonds .298
  • Career Total At Bats: Aaron 12,364 / Bonds 9,749
  • Seasons played: Aaron 22 / Bonds 23

The big ones that stick out to me is are total at bats and total bases on balls. Bonds has reached the record in a significantly few number of at bats while having fewer opportunities to hit the damned ball in the first place.

So what’s the problem? I was going to make this essay all about the ill effects caused by absurd multi-bajillion dollar salaries that players are competing for. But then I remembered that baseball players have been cheating since the game first started. Men do what they can to win. A fight is a fight. Don’t fight fair, fight to win. Yes, personal fortunes are at stake, and simply making the major leagues can be enough to set someone up for life, at the end of the day athletes are competitive by nature and they want to win.

Barry wants to win. He can hit the ball too, perhaps better than anyone else ever has. I look forward to seeing him break the record. I just wonder how many steroid-juiced fastballs he has sent out of the park. And I wonder how many homers he would really have if pitchers today had the gonads to let him have a fair amount of at-bats like the rest of the players.

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“While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but when once they lose their virtue then will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader.” — Samuel Adams