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Jackass of the Week: Dylan Ratigan

On March 3, 2010, In liberals, media, tea party, By Paulie

This video is yet another example of the fine journalistic efforts being offered by cellar dweller MSNBC. I would never have heard of this spare’s tirade if not for the diligent reporting of our friends at HotAir. Dylan Ratigan, who has a television show because… Anyway, Ratigan had Mark Williams from the Tea Party Express appear on his show. I would use the word “interview” but when you give a guest a total of eight seconds of uninterrupted speaking time, I don’t think you can use such a term. I could go on, but this gem of a video speaks volumes. By the way Dylan, Williams answered your question twice. You were simply too caught up in your own ego to notice. Epic. Fail.

Feel free to let him know how you feel. Here is his facebook page:, you can email his show, or hit him up via twitter. Apparently MSNBC has disabled the “contact the show” email page for the time being. He can talk it, but he can’t walk it. Dylan, not only are you a jackass, but you are a pussy.

Tagged with: asshole • MSNBC • Ratigan • tea party • Williams

MSNBC: The Blind Leading The Blind

On June 4, 2009, In Culture, Entertainment, Free Speech, Obama, Politics, liberals, media, By Paulie

First watch this clip for some high quality professional journalism plus a dose of z-snapping Obama defense

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For starters, it is hysterical that MSNBC can’t spend a day without whining about what a popular talk show host has to say. They can’t get over it, they are like a gaggle of over-dramatic pre-teen girls. MSNBC is so afraid of anyone mocking their Messiah that they have to try and crush any voice in opposition to their uneducated, emotional, punch drunk attempts at news reporting.

As a dose of perspective please consider the following comments made on MSNBC by the world-renowned biased horses ass Keith Olberdouche:

Dick Cheney is “as insane as any terrorist“
he said about George W Bush: “There is a dictionary definition, one word that describes that toxic blend. You’re a fascist“ (man, did he get that one wrong, or what?)
Olby also said of Bush: “You would not merely be guilty of siding with the terrorists. You would not merely be guilty of prioritizing the telecoms over the people… You would not merely be guilty of treason, sir… You would be personally, and eternally, responsible. We will not fear the recognition of the manipulation of our yearning for safety — we will call it what it is: terrorism.”

Puh-lease. MSNBC is the laughing stock of the cable news world, led by the pompouse Matthews and Olbermann. Olbermann’s uneducated yet overly worded rage has become so misguided and irrational that he has created a charicature of himself even more entertaining than that played by Ben Afleck. You, sir, are not worth the saliva you spew during your childish tirades. Your political commentaries are as thought provoking as the screaming of a spoiled child (was this you as a lad?). Go back to sports where you actually did something Americans could understand and appreciate.

Tagged with: al qaeda • MSNBC • Olbermann • Rush • terrorist

Creep Olberdork – Worst Person In The Universe

On May 22, 2009, In Culture, Election, Entertainment, Politics, liberals, media, By Paulie

There is yet another rant from the uber-douche Keith Olbermann about Dick Cheney. I think Olbermann needs to undergo a serious psychological analysis, His obsession with Bush/Cheney is Hinkley-esque, I truly hope the man does not have access to weapons.

Olberturd is the man that once in response to a positive article by an editor at the National Rewiew about Sarah Palin: “Look, sir, I don`t really care if you sat there last night during the debate and masturbated. But was it really necessary to tell America about it?” Classy, huh? This is the same man that continues to compare Bush and Cheney to terrorists. This is the man that thinks that a planned attack on a military base is a foolish concept because all of the soldiers are armed and dangerous. Note: Hey Uberputz, soldiers do not carry armed weapons around base like the old West you historically illiterate nonsensicle farce of a show host. Guns on base are locked up, but you would never know that since you’ve probably never been on a military base and are more than likely preoccupied with your fantasiwa about cave sex with Bin Laden and Walter Cronkite.

I can’t figure out why Olbermann has such a high opinion of himself, since he so obviously lacks the mental prowess to engage in conversation with anyone that he disagrees with. Have you seen a conservative on his show before? Has he ever debated anyone on anything (I’m talking after his time on the air with Dan Patrick)? He, to the childish glee of his rabid idiot followers he spends lots of airtime quoting verse and scripture from the Daily Kos, and even more time mocking and deriding legitimate show hosts like O’Rielly, Hannity and Beck. Maybe Senor OlberAsno could learn something from those hosts that he hates. They frequently have guests with opposing viewpoints on their shows. They have the brains, skills and manhood needed to man up and talk to their enemies and political opponents. Keith? Not so much. I don’t think he has the grey matter capacity to figure out how to drink wine out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

Hey Keith! Why don’t you invite Dick Cheney onto your show? Why not invite Glenn Beck? Why not invite ANYONE that you have a beef with? Maybe some actual intellectual conversation could help your cellal-dweller ratings. Just a suggestion. Until you figure out how to talk to people of differing opinions, you are simply a vocal dingleberry on the ass of all that is wrong with the media today. I hope you enjoy your time on television, when your career is over you will wish for Love Boat to come back so you have a place to get your cameo television fix.

I know why you won’t invite opposing mindsets onto your show. You are a vapid, shallow, grade-a pussy. You are a mental midget. You were at some time as a child intellectually castrated. Adam Lambert has swallowed more testosterone than you could ever generate in your entire miserable existince on Earth. Keith Olbermann: when trying to think how low you are as a man and show host, the only image I can think of is hammered whale shit. You suck. You suck at everything you do. This is not only the reason that you are a miserable, lonely man, but it is the reason that MSNBC is tanking. I hope your kidneys fail.

Tagged with: MSNBC • Olbermann

Janine Garofalo – Slimeball Bitter Liberal

On May 14, 2009, In @RFC, George Bush, Politics, liberals, By Paulie

Janine Garofalo is really, really bitter. It could be her failed love life. It could be her failed radio career. It could be that the only talk show host willing to put up with her insane opinions is Keith Olberdouche.

Sadly the interviewer did not have quick responses to her insipid counterpoint. She asked where all of the angry conservatives were during the Bush spending years. Janine, we were here, and we were yelling. As usual, the media didn’t report it, which is ironic since they seem to love anyone that rips conservatives. But every major conservative talk show host covered it. Google is your friend.

Allow me to quote Allahpundit at Hotair.com:

My favorite part is when she wonders why tea partiers weren’t out in the streets last year protesting Bush’s then-record budget deficit; a better question, one Griff Jenkins lamentably didn’t think of, is why leftists who grumbled about Bush’s spending aren’t out in the streets now that Obama’s quadrupled it.

Janine, where is your outrage? Let me cheer you up: you are my Jackass of the Week!

Tagged with: allapundit • Garofalo • hate • hotair • jackass • Janine Garofalo • MSNBC • Olbermann • racism • tea party • teabagging

More Angst Toward Palin

On May 13, 2009, In Culture, Election, General, Politics, By Paulie

Why the hell does the left have to continue to bash Sarah Palin? What is it about her that they abhor? Is it her physical beauty? Is it her instant success? Is it the fact that she is an independent woman that has climbed the ladder of success and is now a governor? You would think that women would love her for her ability to shatter glass ceilings; for her dedicated motherhood; for her success in the realm of the good ‘ol boys political club. But no, she’s a conservative, therefore she must be mocked.

Chris Matthews, the adolescent MS NBC man-child with the annoying voice and even more annoying personality can’t get over the fact that Sarah Palin is going to publish her memoirs. “Don’t laugh, but Sarah Palin is writing a book. Not reading a book, writing a book.” Let’s see Chrissy, she was a friggin’ vice presidential candidate in the most historical presidential, leg tingling election in American history, right? She was viciously attacked by 90% of the media, the most ferocious of which was the MSNBC team of mental midgets wearing their liberal blinders.

If a key grip on the camera crew during Obama’s world saving speech on race was to write a book, you can bet that Matthews would have him on the show. Chrissy would probably write the forward for the damned thing. Palin was on the losing team, remember Chrissy? Team Tingle won the election, right? But, I must be insane to think that a psychological pollop like you could be expected to display any monicum of respect or class for one of a sitting governors, nevermind a woman that changed the face and tone of your favorite political event ever.

Tagged with: Election • Matthews • memoirs • MSNBC • Palin

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